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Buyers In, Freeloaders Out: The 5-Step Messaging Fix for
Funnels That ‘Kinda Convert'

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Don't Believe Me, Believe Them

"Maren plays a central role in driving millions of dollars in revenue for us each year.

She’s not just a copywriter — she’s a key contributor across our marketing efforts, writing direct response copy across ads, emails, sales pages, and even direct mail.

Maren brings a rare mix of creative skill and strategic thinking, and her work consistently delivers real impact on the business."

Alex Frees

Former Head of Marketing, Credit Suite

"Working with Maren Mistretta has been nothing short of game-changing for our business.

Her copywriting has played a pivotal role in helping us scale beyond 8-figures—and not just in one area. Maren consistently delivers messaging that attracts the right prospects and turns them into loyal, paying customers.

If you're looking for someone who can help take your messaging—and your results—to the next level, I can't recommend her highly enough.

Ty Crandall

CEO, Credit Suite

For performance marketers, CMOs, founders, and full-stack operators ...or

just the one stuck rewriting the funnel (again).

Why Most Funnels ‘Kinda Work’... and What’s Really Broken

Most funnels don’t fail because of bad copy. They fail because the message behind the copy — the USP — is weak, misaligned, or missing altogether.

That’s why teams end up rewriting mid-launch, plugging holes they didn’t create, and watching “almost” buyers drop off before the call.

The USP is the blueprint. The message is the building blocks.

And if the blueprint’s off, everything downstream breaks.

You attract the wrong traffic.
You misqualify leads.

You stall conversions.

You rewrite the funnel constantly.

That's where Click Here Buy Now comes in.
I fix the foundation — the messaging that qualifies, converts, and stops ‘kinda-working’ funnels from leaking buyers or attracting wrong-fit freeloaders.

Performance-First

A B2B Copywriter who gets lead gen... without hiring, training, or 'hand-holding' a new one.

Results-Driven

Attract higher-quality leads, and stop stuffing your list with 'metric-tankers' who’ll never buy.

Customizable Solutions

A quick and easy customizable subscription without worrying about scope creep (or hidden fees).

Copy Partner

Not a freelancer. Not an agency. Not a full-time hire. A copy partner who thinks like a strategist and executes like a closer.

No Commitment. Customized Subscriptions.

Here's How It Works

STEP 1: Choose Your Plan

Basic

$ 2,995/mo.

Choose Any 3

Conversion Assets!

  • Mix and match any 3 conversion assets

  • No maximum or minimum word count

  • 1 control + 1 variation

  • Up to 2 revisions (per project)

  • 1 Discovery Call (Free!)

  • Submit any project request at any time!

  • Zero Commitment! (Cancel Anytime)

BOOK A CALL

Advanced

$ 7,895/mo.

Choose Any 10

Conversion Assets!

MOST POPULAR!

  • Mix and match any 10 conversion assets

  • Strategic competitor-proof positioning

  • Deep-dive customer, offer, and funnel research

  • Message-to-market match & value prop clarity

  • Funnel & asset architecture wireframed in Miro (pages, logic, flow)

  • No maximum or minimum word count!

  • Up to 2 revisions per project

  • 1 control + 1 variation (per Hero)

  • 1 Discovery Call (per client)

  • 1 Performance Planning Call (per month)

  • Submit any project request at any time!

  • Zero Commitment! (Cancel Anytime)

BOOK A CALL

Profesional

$ 14,495/mo.

Choose Any 20

Conversion Assets!

  • Mix and match any 20 conversion assets

  • Strategic competitor-proof positioning

  • Deep-dive customer, offer, and funnel research

  • Message-to-market match & value prop clarity

  • Funnel & asset architecture wireframed in Miro (pages, logic, flow)

  • No maximum or minimum word count!

  • Up to 2 revisions per project

  • 1 Control + 1 Variation (per Hero)

  • 1 Discovery Call (per client)

  • 2 Performance Planning Calls (per month)

  • Submit any project request at any time!

  • Zero Commitment! (Cancel Anytime)

BOOK A CALL

STEP 2: Choose Your Conversion Assets

Conversion-ready copy assets, ready to ship without you rewriting a word.

PAGES

Landing, registration, sales, upsell, downsell, exit, order form, or website. 1 page = 1 conversion asset.

ADS

1 set of FB, YouTube, or Google Ads: Up to 5 short headlines, 5 long headlines, 5 descriptions, and CTAs.

EMAIL FUNNELS

Up to 5 emails: nurture, promo, follow-up, retention, reengagement, and more.

5 emails = 1 conversion asset

VIDEO SCRIPTS

Up to 5 minutes per script. Every 5 minutes = 1 conversion asset.

SALES FUNNELS

Full funnel buildout — from a 3-page lean setup to a multi-step launch, built to match your offer.

VO SCRIPTS

Up to 1 minute per voice over.

5 minutes = 1 conversion asset.

Step 3: Receive Your Deliverables

Submit a project request at any time!

BASIC

Mix & Match any 3 conversion assets!

Includes pages, ads, emails, scripts & more

Normally $3,495

Today for Only

$ 2,995/mo.

Book a Call

ADVANCED

Mix & Match any 10 conversion assets!

  • MOST POPULAR!

Includes pages, ads, emails, scripts & more

Normally $9,995

Today for Only

$ 7,895/mo.

Book a Call

PROFESSIONAL

Mix & Match any 20 conversion assets!

Includes pages, ads, emails, scripts & more

Normally $16,995

Today for Only

$ 14,495/mo.

Book A Call

100% RISK FREE GUARANTEE

Better Results or Your Money Back

If any conversion asset doesn’t outperform your current results — whether that’s click-throughs, conversions, or another agreed-upon metric — you’ll get a full refund.

No hoops. No hassles. Just results or your money back.

Why 'Click Here Buy Now'?

Not a Freelancer. Not an Agency. Not a Full-Time Hire. 
Every option comes with tradeoffs. Here’s why Click Here Buy Now is better...

Freelance Platforms

  • $10K+ for a funnel build

  • Revenue share demands - no results to match

  • Pay-per word or per-project caps

  • Constant back and forth

  • Inconsistent quality and unpredictable output

  • Limited availability

  • Repeated re-hiring, re-vetting, and re-explaining your funnel

  • Too much hand-holding, not enough ownership

  • No commitment to your goals, clients, or revenue = higher client churn

  • Zero scalability

Here's What You Get

Click Here Buy Now

  • One flat monthly rate. No surprises.

  • No scope creep eating into your margins

  • No word count restrictions

  • Unlimited revisions available

  • No equipment, laptops, or tech stacks

  • No benefits, PTO, or HR overhead

  • No per-user fees or SaaS seat math

  • One full-stack messaging & funnel strategist

  • Agency-level results, without the agency markup

  • Built to convert now. Structured to scale long after

  • Keep your margins — plus save 30%

  • ZERO commitment. Cancel anytime.

In-House Copywriter

  • Pay $100K–$120K base salary 

  • Taxes, benefits, and overhead

  • Raises and bonuses whether the copy converts or not

  • Paid time off (even when you're on a deadline)

  • Upskilling budgets: courses/training

  • Employee babysitting and micro-managing

  • Hard to attract and retain top talent without big agency perks

  • Low morale = low output, missed deadlines

Marketing Agencies

  • $15K+/mo retainers

  • Zero performance guarantees

  • Weeks of onboarding for vague “strategic deliverables”

  • High markup, slow turnaround, no agility when things shift

  • Copy filtered through 3 layers before it hits your desk

  • Built for branding, not performance-driven funnels 

  • Deliverables that look slick — but don’t convert

  • No USP ownership — you’re still filling in the blanks.

  • You're paying for overhead, not results

THIS IS FOR YOU IF...

  • You’re a growth-phase agency founder or marketing lead, and your funnel should be working — but isn’t.

  • Your conversions are slipping, and the fixes aren’t fixing.

  • You’re stuck rewriting everything yourself, and can’t delegate without it falling apart.

  • Churn is killing long-term growth, but you can’t pinpoint why.

  • You’re done hiring freelancers who don’t get strategy (or results).

  • You need conversion-ready copy, fast... without scope creep, delays, or long onboarding.

  • You don't want to invest in (or commit to) costly in-house talent.

  • You need a copy partner who thinks in revenue and long-term growth, not just clicks.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What if our offer or funnel isn’t fully dialed in yet?

That’s not a problem. I’ll help you clarify the offer, sharpen the messaging, and get the copy moving — even if things aren’t perfect yet.

2. Do I need to give you a full creative brief?

No. I’ll send over a short intake with only the essentials. If you’ve got existing assets, I’ll work with what’s there. If not, I’ll ask the right questions up front — and if a quick call helps, we’ll book it.

3. Will you match our brand voice or tone?

Yes. I use AI to analyze your existing content and pull tone, language, and patterns that align with your brand. If there’s not much to go on, I’ll ask a few direct questions to get aligned and adjust from there as needed.

4. What if I want something revised or changed?

All deliverables include unlimited revisions — just like if you hired someone in-house. I’m here to make sure the copy works, reads right, and feels aligned. If something’s off, we’ll fix it quickly.

5. How fast can I expect delivery?

Most assets are delivered within 3–5 business days. Larger projects get a clear timeline up front. You won’t be left guessing or chasing.

6. Do you understand funnels and conversions, or just write copy?

Everything I write is built to perform, not just sound good. I think in terms of funnel flow, offer hierarchy, messaging bottlenecks, and conversion. Copy is the output — strategy is baked in.

7. Do you use AI to write copy?

Yes. I use AI to speed up drafting and idea development, but every piece is shaped, refined, and finalized by me. The messaging and funnel buildout are built on proven frameworks and tailored to your goals, audience, and funnel... not just generic AI output. The truth? AI will only take you so far (and will only be as good as the person who trains it).

Get quick tips to help you keep clients longer and convert faster... without rebuilding everything.

support@mail.clickherebuynow.com

Phone: (888) 415-1442

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